my morning doesn’t start with coffee.
my morning starts with i’m hungry
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit